Inviting all vultures

For anyone who only reads my blog and not Master Fob's as well, you are also invited to our final Utah blog party next Monday evening. We will provide pizza (probably from Costco, not homemade) and probably a guava cake since I bought all the ingredients for it a few weeks ago and need to use them up. Besides the pleasure of our company, you will also get the chance to pick through items we are trying to unload and that will be on their way to DI. Most of our stuff is so crappy it's not worth selling, but not so crappy that I wouldn't mind giving it away to friends (if that makes any sense). Off the top of my head, some of the items that may or may not be available on Monday are:

• a couch (the cushions are starting to get holes in them, but otherwise it's quite large and comfy)
• microwave cart (quite useful for extra storage space, despite the drawer with the bottom falling out)
• our older, sort of junky stroller (it is nice and small, though)
• assorted videos, cassette tapes, and books (yes, you too can own a mix tape that includes Tori Amos, Enya and Puccini arias)
• one tennis racket (it's easier to give it away than to buy another one and convince Master Fob he needs to learn; and I'm not that good at it either)
• a twin-size comforter that is green covered with big pink roses and with a ruffle around the edge (it's been in a plastic bag for the last 5 years, so I'm not sure what shape it's in)
• lightly used Mary Kay cosmetics that I foolishly purchased many years ago and have barely touched
• a combination salad shooter/spinner that somehow broke and doesn't really spin well but still chops or shreds vegetables (it even comes with a cookbook)
• one size 12 wedding dress, including the slip and the veil and the shoes (that one is not for free, sorry)
• one 3 year old and one 3 month old (just kidding)

If you seriously think you might want any of this, let me know when you come to the party. You could own a piece of the Fobs.