True Confessions
Because I'm avoiding writing the syllabus for my class and because this blog has become too boring lately.
1. Even though I'm morally opposed to junk food and I'm trying to cut down on processed foods, I'm in love with Cheetos. I adore them.
2. I also think I have a crush on Gwen Stefani. She is so cool. Her name is Gwen and I love that name. And she breastfeeds her kids in public. Not to mention the fact that she makes awesome music and wears funky clothes.
3. When we were at a beach in Hawaii that didn't have a bathroom, I hid behind some bushes and changed my tampon. I've never done that before.
4. My first semester teaching I had a girl in my class who was in a wheelchair and had a helper dog. They sat up at the front of the class every day. One day I had really bad gas and I just couldn't keep it in, so I let a bit slip out. At the end of class a girl sitting up front turned and said to the dog "Misty, you are so stinky today!". I didn't say anything.
5. I buy candy bars, eat them in the car, and hide the wrappers so Mr. Fob won't find out. Maybe that's why my diet plans never work.
6. I will never really become a vegetarian because I love ham too much. And bacon
7. I giggle every time I sing the line "No mortal care shall seize thy breast" in the hymnbook.
1. Even though I'm morally opposed to junk food and I'm trying to cut down on processed foods, I'm in love with Cheetos. I adore them.
2. I also think I have a crush on Gwen Stefani. She is so cool. Her name is Gwen and I love that name. And she breastfeeds her kids in public. Not to mention the fact that she makes awesome music and wears funky clothes.
3. When we were at a beach in Hawaii that didn't have a bathroom, I hid behind some bushes and changed my tampon. I've never done that before.
4. My first semester teaching I had a girl in my class who was in a wheelchair and had a helper dog. They sat up at the front of the class every day. One day I had really bad gas and I just couldn't keep it in, so I let a bit slip out. At the end of class a girl sitting up front turned and said to the dog "Misty, you are so stinky today!". I didn't say anything.
5. I buy candy bars, eat them in the car, and hide the wrappers so Mr. Fob won't find out. Maybe that's why my diet plans never work.
6. I will never really become a vegetarian because I love ham too much. And bacon
7. I giggle every time I sing the line "No mortal care shall seize thy breast" in the hymnbook.
Comments
Always blame the dog unless you don't have a dog. That's when you blame the baby.
I could give up beef and chicken. I could never give up pig in any form (I think they take away your Spanish citizenship if you renounce pig.)