Juvenile Humor

I have to try really hard not to laugh every time S-Boogie asks for one of her new favorite snacks--peanuts. She can't pronounce the T very well and it usually sounds like something else...

And the other day I exclaimed to Little Dude "You have big balls!" (on his shirt, I meant)

Yes, I really am almost 30 years old and a college graduate....

Comments

Cricket said…
I love it when you say something to your kid and then realize a second later that if you were talking to an adult it would have been dirty.

My favorite (spoken to Rylee when trying to eat something messy) : Just open your mouth really wide and put the whole thing in, go 'head, just suck it in!
Th. said…
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I am trying to reign it in. Apparently the kid is now capable of repeating what he hears at the dinner table.
AmyJane said…
Tee-hee. Sometimes I'm still 7 years old. It only got worse while I was teaching school and listening to potty humor all day. Thanks for the giggle!
Samantha said…
Kids are so funny. My nephew asked often for his favorite dessert--with much encouragement from aunts and uncles--"ass-cream"...yummmm.
Anonymous said…
I bought my nephew, who was about 4 or 5 at the time, these really large (they were supposed to be child-sized, so I would guesstimate them to be about 3 - 4 feet tall) Woody and Buzz Lightyear dolls. Later, after receiving them, I took him to dinner and he insisted on taking the Woody doll with him and letting it sit in a seat at the table, where he proudly announced to the waitress, "I have a HUGE Woody if you want to play with it!"
Melyngoch said…
Every time I say "theses" to my class . . .
Anonymous said…
Okay, I can NOT stop laughing at that Woody comment. Sadly, Lola is demanding to know why I'm laughing so hard. This puts me in a difficult situation. I'm pretty open, but not quite THAT open.

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